Booyah! Last night I invented the flamethrower.... in the middle of the Dark Age. Well... I wouldn't say Dark Age. It was just rather dim. But still. We never quite had enough fuel to melt the stone walls, but we could still get a lot done. A sky full of arrows vs a line of flamethrowers is VERY interesting. Especially when we launch a volley of arrows then doused them while they flew. They "cannons" were something to. They were really fire spitters. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot to tell you. This was in modern Alaska, approximately. For some of it. Shooting flames while standing on ice... yeah, bad idea. The only way it could have been better is if we rode whales. Oh wait, we did.
Anyway, that's all for today. So tell people about this. I want to have my readers try and fill in the gaps on my posts. How do YOU think we rode whales?
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