Away with leave

Okay, this break from posting was intentional. After more strage events happening in my travels, I decided it would be a good idea to go somewhere away from people for awhile so I wouldn't have such troubles reorienting (when you live as a vampirehunter for 11 years, then hear someone trying to wake you up while lying in bed, yeah...) But now those events have suddled down, and I have been going on more normal travels for no (if there is such a thing).

Okay, so now the updates. Yes, I did hunt vampires one night. It was in the mountains, and mountain villages, that I had to fight. Not many metal tools either. An avalance can do a lot to such a creature though...

I started a slave uprising in Egypt. While they were building the Great Pyramid. What I had not been made aware of was that they were using nucleur generators to power their larger tools (who ever heard of that?), so there was a nucleur fallout. I came back before the end of it.

Oh... and then something I just remembered about events here. There's a party for the kids from school happening in a few weeks. Remember those bullies I think I mentioned first post? They will be in for a world of hurt. I've changed a lot since the first night I left. I no longer eat normal food. When I am hungry, I go out and "gather" some... meat from nearby parks before I go to bed. Sometimes I even eat roadkill I see while wondering around. I killed a dog a few weeks ago because I was really hungry. I riled it up, it charged, I wrestled it, snapped it's neck, then broke open it's legs for marrow. I can run an entire day without stopping to take a break, eat, or even drink. I've been doing parkour and freerunning every night before I go to bed, this week even simply lying on the ground as soon as I tire since I have been sleeping away from home.

I'm waiting to see what those bullies think. I may not remember the sciences and such from my travels and can't invent an ironman suit or anything, but I can remember how to put my body in an optimum state.

And the last highlight was when I helped stop a war (haven't done that very often) and then helped the world to make technology to colonize the moon. This was in the early 1800's, because their dark age was shorter than ours.

Fire

Okay, I didn't really do anything that involved fire, I just wanted to name the post that.

Last night I was Napoleon's aid. Until I decided to take his empire for himself. So yeah... we used firearms and all that, but not really much to do with fire directly. I did decide to mess around and invented the tazer. That was fun, until I ran out of materials for the batteries. I was a little to ethical, or maybe just lazy, to go take over more kingdoms that had easy access to the resources necessary for these. I by easy access to resources, I mean people easy to enslave. Times were different than, so it wasn't seen as evil and inhuman like it is today (by most).

Oh yes! I nearly forgot. Remember that story from Sparta awhile ago? Where I conquered the Persian Empire? Well, I took over all of Europe, most of northern Africa, and the entire western section of Asia (everything a few hundred miles west of China). I took over Great Britain, which was never Great Britain here because of me. Iceland, Greenland, most of Canada and and a large portion of where the United States is today. I was actually on campaign to Australia when I awoke. That had been my first journey. After almost literally having the whole world in your hands, suddenly waking up as a normal boy in some neighborhood is quite... strange. It was hard to recover, but I've learned since than.

Until another time!

One last thing! Sorry, I nearly forgot. If you have a Facebook account, please like the page I created so I can hopefully build up a community of followers. It would feel nice to have my travels be appreciated and known! Here is the link: http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Dreamed-A-Reality/

And to the one person who seems to want to comment, thank you!

((W)) ((W))

JJ